OK, so the title didn't work, but I thought it was clever at the time. You'll have to forgive my excitement. I never thought I would be part of a boat cruise just for Canadians... in Mexico! Pirates of the Bay offers a tour filled with Canuck references and even audience participation that has province against province and a real showdown for prizes. Between the dancing, the singing and the rocking of the boat, you won't be able to stop moving!